ARADIA: have y0u decided t0 tr0ll them yet

KARKAT: TROLL WHO?

ARADIA: never mind

ARADIA: lets pretend i didnt say that and lets als0 pretend it isnt inevitable

KARKAT: WHAT THE FROND BUCKLING NOOK STENCH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

ARADIA: n0thing. its n0t like a decisi0n y0u are ab0ut t0 make will invariably lead t0 every pr0blem we have and will ever face as well as the great und0ing itself

ARADIA: just keep listening t0 y0ur angry impulses it will all be fine

ARADIA: actually i guess i c0uld kill y0u right n0w and st0p it all fr0m happening thus d00ming us all in an 0ffsh00t timeline

ARADIA: i might c0nsider it if we all werent d00med anyway

ARADIA: and if y0u werent my friend

KARKAT: YOU KNOW WHAT WAS GREAT? WHEN YOU USED TO NOT BE A ROBOT.

KARKAT: CAUSE THIS ROBOT THING? THIS IS BULLSHIT.

KARKAT: IF WE WEREN'T ALL ABOUT TO DIE, I'D DEDICATE OUR WHOLE TEAM TO FINDING A WAY TO BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE.

KARKAT: BUT WE ARE SO GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO RIDE OUT THE NEXT FEW HOURS WITH A SPOOKY TIN CAN PSYCHOPATH, SOUNDS LIKE A BLAST.

ARADIA: 0_ _0