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You have unlocked some
FAN-REQUESTED GAME COMMANDS
. These are drawn and posted here if you make a DONATION! (But I am no longer doing them. Sorry!)
FAD+ZAD+AD: Throw down your hats in disgust.
PI: Fall in a shockingly inappropriate manner.
PI: Fall in a badass noir-antihero manner.
PS: GAMBIT SCHEMA -> CANDY CORN TIGER WITH A :3 FACE!
MK: Strike villainous pose with surly thugs.
PI: Invite your unexpected guests in for a rousing game of DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.
PI: Ogle Amanda disconcertingly.
PS: Ride Death's Scythe like a mechanical bull whilst Death plays a stirring rendition of 'Devil Went Down To Georgia' on his fiddle.
FAD: GAMBIT SCHEMA -> HOT TAMALE CHUPACABRA!
FPI: Teleport to the theater with future copy of Die Hard for FAD and MK to chill out and "See the Movie!".
FPI - Turn the BROTHEL into a LOVELY CASINO before you go.
GPI: Fondly regard donation.
PS: Summon (and incidentally hire) the Midnight Crew to show this rag-a-muffin piker who really holds the cards.
MC: Insulted, violently join the battle working for DMK instead.
MC & SMK: Wage merciless, donation-funded warfare against the protagonists in a non-canonical but nonetheless grand plotline.
Sunglass-Free Stiller Bust: Emerge from the tear in space-time, floating slowly and eerily towards the viewer.
PS + AD + PI + ZAD + FAD + 4 adventurers + HD + NB + candymecha + GPI + PPI + FPI VERSUS MK + LoathsomeBeast + MM + DMK + MonsterPI + Fluthulu + SurlyThugs + FrighteningBeast + MortholDryax + BowenStilsonDogg: FACE OFF!
MC: Allow LABORER WASPS to collect SHADOW NECTAR from protagonists. Then, HIVE RAGTIME: FILL'EM WITH MIDNIGHT.
Everyone: Pause for a 12 month calendar photoshoot cause SHIT JUST GOT UNNERVINGLY REAL.
Strike back at the midnight crew using awesome dice based technology.
Begin Dating-Sim minigame.
MC: SHADOW COMB RAVE -> MIDNIGHT GOSPEL ACT
Crank PROBABILITY THEORY WASP PROFESSOR's Meddling Level up from Medium to High.
Death: Accidentally tear a plot hole in your TOME OF WAYFARING SOULS.
PS: Combat Operandi: Summon WARHAMMER OF ZILLYHOO!
Play a(n) (a)rousing game of Hunk Rump: The Gathering.
HONEYBEE PROFESSOR: put an end to PROBABILITY THEORY WASP PROFESSOR's troublesome meddling once and for all.
MIDNIGHT CREW: Continue your battle, oblivious to the various odd changes that resulted from Professor Wasp's meddling through time.
MC: Attempt to put an end to Probability Theory Wasp's meddling with superior shadow-based magic.
Show MAP of all locations seen by the player so far.
PI: Summon squad of zombie astronauts to assist!
PS: Pose with a little white cat because SHIT JUST GOT CUTE.
Candy Mecha Pilot PI: Become PRESIDENT, use Candy Mecha to SAVE AMERICA.
Wink suggestively at PLAYER whilst starting small MOUSTACHE FIRE.
PS: Summon MICROWAVE TENTACLE MONSTER. LVL 150 CODDLETECH: SLIPPERY SLAPPING SUCKER STEMS
FMB: Fondly regard Sarah
Death: Using your TOME OF WAYFARING SOULS, gather the former skeletal remains of PS, PI, and AD, as well as ZAD. Shit just got so real that you form a BAND and go on TOUR, performing 'THRILLER' and other undead related MUSICAL NUMBERS.
Dapper Swain: Ride mechanical bull like a real bull.
Cooper: 'Borrow' Dave's sweet gear and go batshit crazy on some mice and other woodland creatures, while uttering witty one liners.
Richard: Challenge Tavros to wheelchair jousting match.