View oldest to newest 07/05/07 - "Do a dance"
07/05/07 - "Proceed to the swamp of mystery."
07/05/07 - "Find a dragon in the swamp of mystery"
07/05/07 - "next"
07/05/07 - "next"
07/05/07 - "Find a dragon in the caverns of Harold."
07/05/07 - "Search for dragons in your immediate vicinity."
07/05/07 - "Take Flothers and Daunchy to dragon concentration camp"
06/28/07 - "Who cares about that, just go kill some dragons"
06/28/07 - "Next"
06/28/07 - "Go somewhere safe and celebrate"
06/28/07 - "Make a run for it"
06/28/07 - "Use a little more discretion for god's (cod's) sake"
06/27/07 - "Shop around as if nothing ever happened"
06/27/07 - "Better get them pieces. Let's hit up Cod Palace"
06/27/07 - "Wait, what are your new servants wearing, exactly?"
06/27/07 - "Codpiece. Check. Servants. Check. Now slay a dragon."
06/22/07 - "Recruit the vagrants as your loyal followers of the codpiece"
06/22/07 - "Bask in your own glory"
06/22/07 - "don the cod piece"
06/22/07 - "Admire your prize"
06/22/07 - "Get the hell out of here!"
06/22/07 - "Grab the cod piece and run"
06/22/07 - "Offer to exchange your hat for the codpiece."
06/22/07 - "Find something that strikes your fancy"
06/22/07 - "Go in"
06/22/07 - "Go to the Codsmith and buy an impressively large codpiece."
06/21/07 - "Next"
06/21/07 - "Go into the meat shop to buy 5 bratwurst"
06/21/07 - "+5 issues of your finest gay porn magazines"
06/21/07 - "What do you recommend?"
06/21/07 - "+5 Extra Large Dragon Corpse Satchels"
06/21/07 - "Buy the armor"
06/21/07 - "+5 Pulchritude"
06/18/07 - "Yeah, go to the smith first and get armor +5"
06/18/07 - "Go to the blacksmith. To forge Bard Armor +5, of course."
06/18/07 - "I bet the king really likes it!"
06/18/07 - "Lute solo!"
06/18/07 - "Realize that you probably aren't qualified to slay a dragon"
06/17/07 - "Next"
06/17/07 - "Next"
06/17/07 - "Next"
06/17/07 - "Sing a ballad about the king's beautiful queen"
06/17/07 - "Keep shining."
06/17/07 - "Shine his shoes."
06/17/07 - "Introduce yourself!"
06/12/07 - "Begin Bard Quest"