You pick up the phone and to no surprise it is some dame yacking about something.

It's always the same with dames. Always roped in a fix to some john with busy meat hooks and a spell of bad habits. Makes a man reach for his flask just thinkin' about it.

Miss, if you'll just settle down I'll...

Toots, listen. I can barely understand a word you're...

Sweatheart, I can't make heads or tails of...