-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] sent ectoBiologist [EB] the file "LOW4SM4P.FL4" --
EB: what's this?
GC: 1T'S YOUR WORLD M4P
GC: W1TH YOUR S3COND G4T3 L4B3L3D
GC: SO YOU C4N GO TH3R3
EB: oh man, let me drop everything and go there, because i'm in such a huge hurry to take more of your advice!
GC: JOHN PL34S3
GC: G1V3 M3 ON3 OF YOUR HUM4N BR34KS
GC: 1 F33L 4WFUL 4BOUT K1LL1NG YOU
GC: 3V3N THOUGH T3CH1N1C4LLY YOU N3V3R 3V3N D13D SO 1 DONT KNOW WH4T YOUR3 B1TCH1NG 4BOUT >:[
EB: yeah, well, dave said i did, and i believe him!
GC: TH4T 1S B3C4US3 H3 4ND YOU 4R3 B3ST PUP4 P4LS FOUR LYF3
GC: C4NT 1 B3 YOUR P4L TOO JOHN???
EB: i don't know, i thought you were ok for a while, but now you are kind of giving me the creeps!
GC: J3GUS JOHN
EB: what?
GC: 1 4M 1NVOK1NG TH3 N4M3 OF YOUR 34RTH J3GUS
GC: TO 3XPR3SS FRUSTR4T1ON
EB: you mean my earth jesus?
GC: 1 DONT KNOW
GC: DO 1
EB: do you have a troll jegus?
GC: JOHN
GC: W3 H4V3 TH3 B3ST TROLL J3GUS
GC: YOU DONT 3V3N KNOW
EB: wow, really?
EB: or is this a joke?
GC: 1TS 4 JOK3
GC: 1M NOT R34LLY SUR3 WH4T 4 J3GUS 1S >:?
EB: well...
EB: neither do i, i guess.
EB: it's pretty much not anything.
GC: JOHN
GC: W1LL YOU PL34S3 FOLLOW TH3 M4P?????
GC: L3T M3 34RN YOUR TRUST
GC: 1F YOU DONT L1K3 WH4TS ON TH3 OTH3R S1D3 OF TH3 G4T3
GC: YOU C4N JUST TURN 4ROUND!
EB: um...
EB: ok.
EB: i'll take a look.