-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --
CG: JOHN. EB: karkat! EB: what's up? CG: I'M NOT SURE WHY I'M TELLING YOU THIS. CG: I GUESS IT'S JUST OUT OF A SENSE OF OBLIGATION AT THIS POINT. CG: WE'VE COME THIS FAR CG: SO I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD KNOW. EB: know what? CG: I MIGHT NOT MAKE IT OUT OF THIS ALIVE CG: THIS MIGHT EVEN BE THE LAST TIME YOU HEAR FROM ME. CG: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING, THE LAST TIME YOU HEAR FROM ME WILL BE THE FIRST TIME YOU HEAR FROM ME. EB: uh... CG: I MEAN THIS COULD BE THE LAST TIME FROM MY PERSPECTIVE. CG: BECAUSE FROM MY PERSPECTIVE I COULD BE DEAD SOON. EB: oh no! EB: are you in some sort of trouble? EB: is it jack? EB: karkat??? EB: what's going on? CG: OH GOD THE HONKING CG: WHY WON'T THE HONKING STOP CG: I HAVE TO GO CG: SORRY FOR BEING SUCH A DOUCHE TO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS. CG: I HOPE YOU CAN SUCCEED AS A LEADER WHERE I FAILED MISERABLY.