TT: I thought you didn't want me to analyze your dreams anymore. TG: no but this one is too good not to put under the microscope with your whole precocious psychotherapy shtick its almost laughably symbolic of all my mental problems assuming i actually have those TG: its grotesquely pregnant with meaning TG: all gestating at least 8 gooey octuplets thrashing around in an undulating belly full of mind slime TT: Maybe we can start by evaluating that troubling metaphor. TG: no look TG: i just want your professional take on how many things in my dream symbolize dicks TT: We've already established that all of your dreams are packed with enough homoerotic symbolism to lift Freudian theory from the ashes of discreditation. TG: yeah thats a given but i didnt even dream about puppets this time TT: Are you serious? TT: I'm clearing my schedule. This is a major breakthrough. TG: i know TG: it was so much more relaxing and enjoyable TG: it was about me dying repeatedly