JOHN: god damn dave sprite. JOHN: that guy molts like it's going out of style. JADE: oh... JADE: heh JADE: yeah JOHN: where is he anyway? JOHN: i specifically told dave sprite several times when my party would start, because i knew he would do this. JOHN: he's already missed half the movie! JADE: why do you always call him dave sprite? JOHN: um... because that's his name? JOHN: dave sprite. JADE: no, i mean why do you always say it like that? with the space between words? JADE: its not dave sprite, its just davesprite JOHN: what ever. JOHN: i can't believe he's standing me up on my birthday. JOHN: maybe he doesn't want to hang out with jaspers? JOHN: jaspers, i hope you're not going to start chasing him around again when he gets here. JASPERSPRITE: Hisssss! JOHN: dude, shut up. JADE: yeah.... john JADE: i dont think davesprite is coming tonight