undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering gutsyGumshoe [GG] uu: CROCKER. uu: HEY IT'S ME. uu: REMEMBER ME? GG: What the? uu: TUMUT uu: OOPS NO. uu: *HOLDS SHIFT.* *NOSTALGICALLY.* uu: tumut uu: YESSSS. GG: Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me. GG: You are the absolute last person I want to hear from right now. GG: And the bottom of that list is pretty competitive territory at the moment! uu: DON'T BE LIKE THAT. YOU STUPID EARTH COW. uu: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE BECOMING FRIENDS. IF YOU RECOIL FROM MY OLIVE BRANCH. uu: LIKE I'M FLAILING A WITHERED MUMMY'S SEVERED LIMB IN YOUR DIRECTION. GG: I don't want us to become friends! GG: We all thought you were gone for good. And we liked it that way! GG: Please don't tell me you've found a second wind of petty trolling in you. uu: HEY. I DON'T TROLL. uu: I *JEER*. GET IT RIGHT. uu: TROLLING IS FOR LOSERS. LOSERS SPECIFICALLY WHO ARE TROLLS. GG: Whatever. And what's with the ugly green text? GG: Reading your malformed sentence fragments was unpleasant enough as it was. uu: I BORROWED IT FROM MY SISTER. uu: AND SHUT UP. IT LOOKS GREAT. uu: AND IS NO UGLIER THAN YOU. WHO I CAN SEE NOW WITH EASE. FOR THE RECORD. GG: "Whom" you can see, moron. GG: And no, you can't! GG: Calliope said you couldn't see us at all in our game session. So I think you're lying! uu: AM I REALLY. uu: WHEN RIGHT NOW I AM LOOKING AT A HOMELY FEMALE IN DUMB BLUE PANTS. SULKING IN A GRAY PLACE. TYPING ON A COMPUTER WITH A STRANGE HUMAN FACE?