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ARQUIUSPRITE: Holy ARQUIUSPRITE: I am so ludi%ly STRONG ARQUIUSPRITE: Whoops, pardon my language ARQUIUSPRITE: That there was some straight up dog pottymouth, and I'm chagrined as you had to hear that ARQUIUSPRITE: Dude ARQUIUSPRITE: Check out my muscles ARQUIUSPRITE: Dude, I am ripped. 100k at me fle% these naughty mother ARQUIUSPRITE: Dude ARQUIUSPRITE: E%cuse me, mister dude ARQUIUSPRITE: Check my muscles, 100k how big I can make them ARQUIUSPRITE: Bro are you getting a gander of my truly e%ceptional DIRK: I can see your muscles just fine. ARQUIUSPRITE: I am so gosh chiseled ARQUIUSPRITE: Watch me just completely hulk out like this ARQUIUSPRITE: HRRRRRRRRRR ARQUIUSPRITE: Bro, did you see that ARQUIUSPRITE: Did you see my muscles getting all gnarly and ma%ed out DIRK: Yeah, I saw. ARQUIUSPRITE: What do you think ARQUIUSPRITE: Dirk ARQUIUSPRITE: E%cuse me, Dirk ARQUIUSPRITE: Tell me what you think of my glorious physique, I command you DIRK: It's pretty ripped. ARQUIUSPRITE: No it's ripped ARQUIUSPRITE: My torso is the fudging ape% of manly grandeur ARQUIUSPRITE: Dude ARQUIUSPRITE: Come feel this DIRK: What? ARQUIUSPRITE: Come feel my muscles DIRK: No. ARQUIUSPRITE: Get over here and touch my muscles DIRK: I'm not touching your goddamn muscles. ARQUIUSPRITE: You absolutely will ARQUIUSPRITE: I'm stacked like a brick house, e%amine me with your hands at once DIRK: No. ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes DIRK: No. ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes DIRK: No. ARQUIUSPRITE: Feel my muscles DIRK: Absolutely not. ARQUIUSPRITE: Do it. ARQUIUSPRITE: Observe these pectorals, they're off the silly charts ARQUIUSPRITE: My quads would be bananas, if I had any ARQUIUSPRITE: You've got to check this out DIRK: I really don't. ARQUIUSPRITE: Come feel me up, bro DIRK: I won't do it. ARQUIUSPRITE: You will DIRK: I won't. ARQUIUSPRITE: Touch my muscles DIRK: No. ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes DIRK: No. ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes DIRK: No. ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes DIRK: No.