DIRK: Hey. Weirdo.
ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes, mister dude?
DIRK: Be advised I'm only contacting you as a last resort.
ARQUIUSPRITE: I stand so advised
ARQUIUSPRITE: Or float, I should say. On my ripped as fudge little ghost tail
ARQUIUSPRITE: Yo, pardon me, but did you know that when I fle% my tail, it makes this big veiny bulge kind of like a bicep?
DIRK: Yuck.
ARQUIUSPRITE: I'm doing it now, in fact
ARQUIUSPRITE: Does it bother you
ARQUIUSPRITE: Maybe you should order me to stop
ARQUIUSPRITE: In fact, I command you to order me to stop
DIRK: I order you to stop.
ARQUIUSPRITE: Wow
ARQUIUSPRITE: Bossy much?
DIRK:
ARQUIUSPRITE: What can I do for you, Dirk