1. TOTAL FAILURE.

2. GETTING FRIEND ZONED BY QUALITY MALE HONCHOS.

3. LIVING IN PERPETUAL DISGRACE.

4. BEING A COMPLETE FUCKING THIRD WHEEL TO SOME COOL BOYS.

5. NOT BEING WORTH THE ALPHA MALE'S TIME OF DAY.

6. NOT BEING WORTH THE KRABKRAB'S TIME OF DAY.