DAVE: strider to the rescue
DAVE: the fist bump has been secured
KARKAT: DAVE NO
KARKAT: FUCK!
KARKAT: I WANTED TO DO IT OF MY OWN VOLITION!
KARKAT: THIS DOESNT'T COUNT, IT'S NOT REAL
JOHN: oh, it's real buddy!
KARKAT: NO, I'M GOING TO FIST BUMP YOU LATER, WHEN I'M FEELING IT, BUT IT'S GOING TO BE FUCKING NATURAL.
KARKAT: MARK MY WORDS!
JOHN: we'll see, karkat.
JOHN: we'll see.
DAVE: wrecked