KANAYA: Is It
KANAYA: Real
ROXY: yeah!!!
ROXY: i mean
ROXY: as real as i could make it
ROXY: which i think means
ROXY: as real as the thing that it is and was always supposed to be when its idea is expressed as purely as possible through physical matter!
KANAYA: Wow
KANAYA: ... What
ROXY: its a real alien egg!
ROXY: bottom line
ROXY: it took a lot of work and i guess voidy soul searching? but
ROXY: i finally made it
ROXY: just for you!
KANAYA: For Me?
ROXY: yep
ROXY: hey i know i dont know ya too well
ROXY: we just met!
ROXY: but really it was always gonna be for you
ROXY: this egg is stinkin useless without someone whos qualified to care for it
ROXY: and thats you
ROXY: please look after the lil guy... i have developed some oddly motherly feelins for the spiky fucker myself
ROXY: it was like this whole quasi intellectu-motional SAGA or something for me to figure out how to make this freaking egg
KANAYA: Its A Matriorb
ROXY: yeah! that!
KANAYA: I Cant
KANAYA: I Dont Believe This
KANAYA: How Is It Possible
KANAYA: I Still Dont Know How You Did This
ROXY: dont worry about it
ROXY: s'just ~*powers*~
ROXY: whooshhhhwoooshhhhhh (magic noises)
ROXY: voila, insta-orb
ROXY: just add the subtraction of its nonexistence!